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The Colonial System Unveiled is a book by Haitian writer and politician, Baron de Vastey, originally published in French in 1814. It is possibly 'the first systemic critique of colonialism ever written' and anticipates several themes and concepts of anticolonial writing, Négritude and Critical race theory, including the idea that colonialism is a system.
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